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ginger afro

/ˈdʒɪn.dʒər ˈæf.rəʊ/ noun

1. 1.A large, round hairstyle in a glorious shade of orange. Grows naturally on only 1 or 2 people in every 100, and on a lot more at fancy dress parties.
2. 2.A small UK studio that designs websites and brands for small businesses.
3. 3.A wig. These ones, from Amazon UK.